Weeeeeeeeee....
Friday, October 21, 2005
hmm.. not much "happening" stuff for me to blog today. =/ As usual.. spend my afternoon with david trying to finish up our revision notes.. that freaking module.. information overloaded in my brain!!!..
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I simply find life is a joke.. or is god playing a joke on us? why do we always make decision that we will regret later and do stuffs that we know its gonna hurt ourselves or the other party? Is that the only way we could learn and mature? I never could find a reason for it.. We are said to be the smartest being on earth, but why do we always end up doing stupid/foolish things?
Hmm.. speculating what have i done to write this? erm.. its just my thoughts. Dont think too deeply. it doesnt mean anything. haha.
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A Joke to Share with You guys! =D
Letter of divorce
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leavingyou for good. I've been a good woman to you forseven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell. Your bosscalled to tell me that you had quit your job todayand that was the last straw. Last week, you camehome and didn't notice that I had gotten my hairand nails done, cooked your favorite meal and evenwore a brand new negligee. You came home andate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep afterwatching the game. You don't tell me you love meanymore, you don't touch me or anything. Eitheryou're cheating or you don't love me anymore,Whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. YourBROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receivingyour letter. It's true that you and I have beenmarried for seven years, although a good woman isa far cry from what you've been. I watch sportsso much to try to drown out your constantnagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did noticewhen you cut off all of your hair last week,the first thing that came to mind was "You lookjust like a man!" My mother raised me to not sayanything if you can't say anything nice. Whenyou cooked my favorite meal, you must havegotten me confused with MY BROTHER,because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. Iwent to sleep on you when you had on that newnegligee because the price tag was still on it. Iprayed that it was a coincidence that my brotherhad?just borrowed fifty dollars from me thatmorning and your negligee was $49.99. After all ofthis, I still loved you and felt that we could work itout. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto forten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us twotickets to?Jamaica. But when I got home you weregone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. Ihope you have the filling life you always wanted.My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, youwon't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, mybrother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
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I simply find life is a joke.. or is god playing a joke on us? why do we always make decision that we will regret later and do stuffs that we know its gonna hurt ourselves or the other party? Is that the only way we could learn and mature? I never could find a reason for it.. We are said to be the smartest being on earth, but why do we always end up doing stupid/foolish things?
Hmm.. speculating what have i done to write this? erm.. its just my thoughts. Dont think too deeply. it doesnt mean anything. haha.
________________________
A Joke to Share with You guys! =D
Letter of divorce
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leavingyou for good. I've been a good woman to you forseven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell. Your bosscalled to tell me that you had quit your job todayand that was the last straw. Last week, you camehome and didn't notice that I had gotten my hairand nails done, cooked your favorite meal and evenwore a brand new negligee. You came home andate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep afterwatching the game. You don't tell me you love meanymore, you don't touch me or anything. Eitheryou're cheating or you don't love me anymore,Whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. YourBROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receivingyour letter. It's true that you and I have beenmarried for seven years, although a good woman isa far cry from what you've been. I watch sportsso much to try to drown out your constantnagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did noticewhen you cut off all of your hair last week,the first thing that came to mind was "You lookjust like a man!" My mother raised me to not sayanything if you can't say anything nice. Whenyou cooked my favorite meal, you must havegotten me confused with MY BROTHER,because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. Iwent to sleep on you when you had on that newnegligee because the price tag was still on it. Iprayed that it was a coincidence that my brotherhad?just borrowed fifty dollars from me thatmorning and your negligee was $49.99. After all ofthis, I still loved you and felt that we could work itout. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto forten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us twotickets to?Jamaica. But when I got home you weregone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. Ihope you have the filling life you always wanted.My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, youwon't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, mybrother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
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