What Girls Want
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Floyd recommended this blog to me,
http://thefruitcakeasylum.blogspot.com/
And she wrote this article about "What Girls Want"
Which i find it rather true so i'm sharing it with you guys.. hope you guys will have a little more insight into a woman's heart...
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Think hard and think properly, do u remember the articles being in long bullet point forms, and its content so selfishly written (i.e. Guys love sex, if you cant provide for him, ,most often than not he would resort to someone else. That's just how guys are, we don't care if we hurt you, when we want it, we want it.) Or (Be sure that guys will always fantasize about that really hot babe in his workplace, even if he claims he would not or has not. That's just how guys are built.)?
And then after reading those articles, don't you feel so insecure and bummed out that guys are truly that way?
We all hang on to the idea of Prince Charming, Happily Ever After, Eyes only for you since we were 7, only to have it demolished by stupid selfish articles like these.
Wouldn't you think it's a tad too unfair for us girls?
It's always about what he wants, what he feels and what he don't feel like doing.
What about us?
Why are we giving second preference just because they are man with huge ego and small dicks( which also explains why they are always in need of that external ego boost from us whenever we tell them that they can satisfy us more than a vibrator can and that we would do whatever we want just to get that dick stuffed into our mouths)?
Men always claims that we are whiny and confusing and demanding, what about them huh?
They are the ones who constantly tell us girls what they want, when they want. They are always saying one thing and doing another. Promising us something but end up breaking that promise, only to beg us to give them yet another chance. They are the ones who wants pornography and hot babes and us all at the same time.
Guys are so self- centered.
They only care about what they want.
Yet, when we girls want something, we are labeled as materialistic, demanding, gold digging, whiny, unsatisfiable, et cetera.
But when they want something, they always have a stupid excuse for it.
Their excuses aren't valid either!
The only reason why they can get away is because we girls are very forgiving and magnanimous with our feelings.
But why, sisters?
Why are we letting them get away with all their stupid selfishness and stupidity?
Is it worth it if a guy would prefer looking at someone else but you?
What would that signifies?
Are you not as better off as that girl he ogled at?
I can tell you that you are beautiful.
He is just being an insensitive jerk.
Why let him bring you down like this?
Why let him demoralize you and break down your self-esteem?
Because they are always listing down what they want so we girls can follow it and be their free slaves, i think we should start our own what girls want articles too! And we should all spread them around so guys can have a taste of their selfish medicine!
What Girls Truly Want
1. Girls like to be reminded how pretty and beautiful they are, and there's no one else in this planet who can surpass their beauty.
Yes, we do know that there are prettier ones out there, we're not stupid. But we like guys who can turn a blind eye when they walked past a hot babe because it goes to show that he is able to resist temptation.
This act of loyalty can earn a lot of trust from your girlfriend.
What's more, girls are self conscious by nature. They are always in check with how their body is performing, and which part of them has grown an inch or widen by two. We do not need guys to tell us that we need to shed those fats off. It's a matter of accepting who we are as humans, and you getting a reality check.
Some smart guys would casually mention that they know that babes on TV are not real because they are airbrushed to perfection, and their toned-up bodies are drilled by specialists everyday. They know that girls in real life aren't like that.
But some really dumb ones would truly believe they can alter their girlfriend's body into Gisele Bundchen's one by telling us that we need to exercise to lose the extra weight on our bodies.
Now dumbo, let me remind you, THERE IS NEVER GOING TO BE ANY PEACE IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP IF YOU EVER OPEN YOUR STARTLINGLY BIG MOUTH WITHOUT USING YOUR BRAIN AND TELLING US WE NEED TO EXERCISE.
The next time, just tell her that she's perfect in her own ways, and that you wouldn't want to change a thing about her because you're very satisfied with how she looks right now. Because ultimately, if she gain weight, she would soon realize it and sort it out herself.
*Jess straightens her top, smooths down the crease, heaved a sigh of irritation and continues.*
2.Girls are clingy by nature.
We are creatures who appreciate and cherish what we have. By being clingy, we are merely cherishing you and our time together. We are not trying to control you nor suffocate you with our constant appearances.
We get hurt when you blatantly shut us out of certain parts of your pathetic life just because you think we are bugging you and you need your own space.
We don't need our own space because we consider you as our world. We want to do everything we can to sub-serve you. We worship you.
This is the only reason why we tolerate your male chauvinism.
Which is why girls usually don't get it when guys wants their own space.
Don't we girls make up their world too?
The time comes when we aren't clingy and you accused us for being detached. You claimed that by being aloof and unloving, we are jeopardizing the relationship and killing you slowly with our nonchalance.
So we are left wondering what is it that you stupid ambivalent idiot wants when you give us two pieces of paradoxical advices.
Whatever it may be, believe me when i say, guys should prefer a girl clingy than aloof, because once a girl is aloof, you aren't her master any more. And boy, what will that do to your constant-need-for-attention-ego?
3. Girls fantasize about hot guys just as much as guys fantasize about hot girls.
Sad isn't it? That your sex slave is actually unsatisfied with your manliness and that she need to indulge in a better figure for satisfaction?
Sad, but true.
You know how guys always get together to talk about hot girls and which ones to pick if they have the chance to even see them in person?
Yes boys, we girls talk about the exact same thing- only difference is, we usually include the size of their dicks in the conversation. This is applicable for gays too.
Have you ever talk about the looseness of Elizabeth Hurley's vagina, or the shape of Jessica Alba's labia to your guys during your supposedly guy talk?
Ahh...i guess we girls supersede you in such matters then.
And most of all, sometimes we even put you to comparison with the guys on TV.
Unlike creatures of chauvinism, girls usually bring themselves down during our girl talks. Themselves, naturally, is inclusive of their boyfriends and their lack of skills in bed.
We girls can always stop talking about such things and talk about more pleasant topics like the size of the tampons we use, or the brand of sanitary pads we bled on monthly, provided that you guys stop too.
4. Girls likes to reach orgasm during sex, and gets frustrated when we cannot attain it because you came too fast.
Sex is a beautiful thing- if you made it out to be.
Humans by nature likes to fuck and cum.
Guys feel that way, girls too.
But because guys usually takes control of situation, they get to ejaculate more often than girls.
That, and also the fact that girls take longer to reach orgasm.
Girls like it when you last longer than they can.
Usually, we believe in the journey, not the destination.
This is why we always take things slow and steady.
This is also why we can enjoy sex so much more than you, and why our orgasms are so much better than yours.
But most often than not, guys always come in a matter of minutes and leave us hanging with our wet pussies and horny meter running high.
That does not make us believe that you are manly and sexy.
That does not make us think that you are our Sex God.
Nada, not at all.
It make us feel frustrated and horny.
And u know how guys turn to porn and other women whenever they feel that way and their girlfriend isn't around?
Are you sure you don't know where i going?
Go figure.
5. Girls believe in communication and interaction, especially after an argument.
Statistic has proven that women talk more than men threefold per day everyday.
This is usually why we are also smarter than you in several, if not all, aspect of life.
We talk, we interact and we learn about each other.
This is how it was, how it will be, and how it's going to be for the rest of your relationship time span.
It is advisable for guys to take note that all girls are built almost similarly. So if you think by breaking up with a girl just because she talks too much, the next one will probably be the same.
We were brought up to the world believing that talking about your problems will half-solve it. So we talked. We talked like there's no tomorrow because we believe that by talking about it, we get the problems out of our system and out of our worries.
6. Girls have inflated egos too, and we love it when you showered us with your utmost attention consistently.
Yes, this is true too.
Like I've already mentioned, girls like to be labeled as the most beautiful creature in your eyes.
Funny how when guys want girls to think them as king they call it 'male-ego', and when girls react the same way, we are labeled as 'Jealous Janes'.
Well, because guys are familiar with this, i shan't dwell into this anymore.
Now as i bring this topic to an end, i would like to say to all the guys out there that there's a saying that goes:
http://thefruitcakeasylum.blogspot.com/
And she wrote this article about "What Girls Want"
Which i find it rather true so i'm sharing it with you guys.. hope you guys will have a little more insight into a woman's heart...
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Don't we all at some point of our darn lives chanced upon an explicit article on what guys want in a woman, or how guys like to be treated, or even what guys look for in a relationship?
Think hard and think properly, do u remember the articles being in long bullet point forms, and its content so selfishly written (i.e. Guys love sex, if you cant provide for him, ,most often than not he would resort to someone else. That's just how guys are, we don't care if we hurt you, when we want it, we want it.) Or (Be sure that guys will always fantasize about that really hot babe in his workplace, even if he claims he would not or has not. That's just how guys are built.)?
And then after reading those articles, don't you feel so insecure and bummed out that guys are truly that way?
We all hang on to the idea of Prince Charming, Happily Ever After, Eyes only for you since we were 7, only to have it demolished by stupid selfish articles like these.
Wouldn't you think it's a tad too unfair for us girls?
It's always about what he wants, what he feels and what he don't feel like doing.
What about us?
Why are we giving second preference just because they are man with huge ego and small dicks( which also explains why they are always in need of that external ego boost from us whenever we tell them that they can satisfy us more than a vibrator can and that we would do whatever we want just to get that dick stuffed into our mouths)?
Men always claims that we are whiny and confusing and demanding, what about them huh?
They are the ones who constantly tell us girls what they want, when they want. They are always saying one thing and doing another. Promising us something but end up breaking that promise, only to beg us to give them yet another chance. They are the ones who wants pornography and hot babes and us all at the same time.
Guys are so self- centered.
They only care about what they want.
Yet, when we girls want something, we are labeled as materialistic, demanding, gold digging, whiny, unsatisfiable, et cetera.
But when they want something, they always have a stupid excuse for it.
Their excuses aren't valid either!
The only reason why they can get away is because we girls are very forgiving and magnanimous with our feelings.
But why, sisters?
Why are we letting them get away with all their stupid selfishness and stupidity?
Is it worth it if a guy would prefer looking at someone else but you?
What would that signifies?
Are you not as better off as that girl he ogled at?
I can tell you that you are beautiful.
He is just being an insensitive jerk.
Why let him bring you down like this?
Why let him demoralize you and break down your self-esteem?
Because they are always listing down what they want so we girls can follow it and be their free slaves, i think we should start our own what girls want articles too! And we should all spread them around so guys can have a taste of their selfish medicine!
What Girls Truly Want
1. Girls like to be reminded how pretty and beautiful they are, and there's no one else in this planet who can surpass their beauty.
Yes, we do know that there are prettier ones out there, we're not stupid. But we like guys who can turn a blind eye when they walked past a hot babe because it goes to show that he is able to resist temptation.
This act of loyalty can earn a lot of trust from your girlfriend.
What's more, girls are self conscious by nature. They are always in check with how their body is performing, and which part of them has grown an inch or widen by two. We do not need guys to tell us that we need to shed those fats off. It's a matter of accepting who we are as humans, and you getting a reality check.
Some smart guys would casually mention that they know that babes on TV are not real because they are airbrushed to perfection, and their toned-up bodies are drilled by specialists everyday. They know that girls in real life aren't like that.
But some really dumb ones would truly believe they can alter their girlfriend's body into Gisele Bundchen's one by telling us that we need to exercise to lose the extra weight on our bodies.
Now dumbo, let me remind you, THERE IS NEVER GOING TO BE ANY PEACE IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP IF YOU EVER OPEN YOUR STARTLINGLY BIG MOUTH WITHOUT USING YOUR BRAIN AND TELLING US WE NEED TO EXERCISE.
The next time, just tell her that she's perfect in her own ways, and that you wouldn't want to change a thing about her because you're very satisfied with how she looks right now. Because ultimately, if she gain weight, she would soon realize it and sort it out herself.
*Jess straightens her top, smooths down the crease, heaved a sigh of irritation and continues.*
2.Girls are clingy by nature.
We are creatures who appreciate and cherish what we have. By being clingy, we are merely cherishing you and our time together. We are not trying to control you nor suffocate you with our constant appearances.
We get hurt when you blatantly shut us out of certain parts of your pathetic life just because you think we are bugging you and you need your own space.
We don't need our own space because we consider you as our world. We want to do everything we can to sub-serve you. We worship you.
This is the only reason why we tolerate your male chauvinism.
Which is why girls usually don't get it when guys wants their own space.
Don't we girls make up their world too?
The time comes when we aren't clingy and you accused us for being detached. You claimed that by being aloof and unloving, we are jeopardizing the relationship and killing you slowly with our nonchalance.
So we are left wondering what is it that you stupid ambivalent idiot wants when you give us two pieces of paradoxical advices.
Whatever it may be, believe me when i say, guys should prefer a girl clingy than aloof, because once a girl is aloof, you aren't her master any more. And boy, what will that do to your constant-need-for-attention-ego?
3. Girls fantasize about hot guys just as much as guys fantasize about hot girls.
Sad isn't it? That your sex slave is actually unsatisfied with your manliness and that she need to indulge in a better figure for satisfaction?
Sad, but true.
You know how guys always get together to talk about hot girls and which ones to pick if they have the chance to even see them in person?
Yes boys, we girls talk about the exact same thing- only difference is, we usually include the size of their dicks in the conversation. This is applicable for gays too.
Have you ever talk about the looseness of Elizabeth Hurley's vagina, or the shape of Jessica Alba's labia to your guys during your supposedly guy talk?
Ahh...i guess we girls supersede you in such matters then.
And most of all, sometimes we even put you to comparison with the guys on TV.
Unlike creatures of chauvinism, girls usually bring themselves down during our girl talks. Themselves, naturally, is inclusive of their boyfriends and their lack of skills in bed.
We girls can always stop talking about such things and talk about more pleasant topics like the size of the tampons we use, or the brand of sanitary pads we bled on monthly, provided that you guys stop too.
4. Girls likes to reach orgasm during sex, and gets frustrated when we cannot attain it because you came too fast.
Sex is a beautiful thing- if you made it out to be.
Humans by nature likes to fuck and cum.
Guys feel that way, girls too.
But because guys usually takes control of situation, they get to ejaculate more often than girls.
That, and also the fact that girls take longer to reach orgasm.
Girls like it when you last longer than they can.
Usually, we believe in the journey, not the destination.
This is why we always take things slow and steady.
This is also why we can enjoy sex so much more than you, and why our orgasms are so much better than yours.
But most often than not, guys always come in a matter of minutes and leave us hanging with our wet pussies and horny meter running high.
That does not make us believe that you are manly and sexy.
That does not make us think that you are our Sex God.
Nada, not at all.
It make us feel frustrated and horny.
And u know how guys turn to porn and other women whenever they feel that way and their girlfriend isn't around?
Are you sure you don't know where i going?
Go figure.
5. Girls believe in communication and interaction, especially after an argument.
Statistic has proven that women talk more than men threefold per day everyday.
This is usually why we are also smarter than you in several, if not all, aspect of life.
We talk, we interact and we learn about each other.
This is how it was, how it will be, and how it's going to be for the rest of your relationship time span.
It is advisable for guys to take note that all girls are built almost similarly. So if you think by breaking up with a girl just because she talks too much, the next one will probably be the same.
We were brought up to the world believing that talking about your problems will half-solve it. So we talked. We talked like there's no tomorrow because we believe that by talking about it, we get the problems out of our system and out of our worries.
6. Girls have inflated egos too, and we love it when you showered us with your utmost attention consistently.
Yes, this is true too.
Like I've already mentioned, girls like to be labeled as the most beautiful creature in your eyes.
Funny how when guys want girls to think them as king they call it 'male-ego', and when girls react the same way, we are labeled as 'Jealous Janes'.
Well, because guys are familiar with this, i shan't dwell into this anymore.
Now as i bring this topic to an end, i would like to say to all the guys out there that there's a saying that goes:
Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn
So don't even try tempering with a woman's jealousy or their niceness. When we get sour, we get even.
We believe in all the things stated above and we hope someday you will realize it too, so don't fight it. Go with the flow, or rather, just go along with your girlfriend.
We believe in all the things stated above and we hope someday you will realize it too, so don't fight it. Go with the flow, or rather, just go along with your girlfriend.
posted by icy at 1/06/2008 04:09:00 AM
